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let me just share a little story that will make any parent laugh, heck any person would laugh at this. my day started off with the kids sleeping in! Both have had coughs and Adrian had a "froggy" throat. this afternoon i happened to be checking my e-mail. i glanced to see what kayla was doing. low and behold i spotted a brown stain on the carpet. i looked at kayla because she was right next to adrian and they both were next to this brown stain. she had diarrhea, all over her pants, up her back, all over her shirt (backside) and a trail on the carpet. i was trying to decide when and how i was going to clean everything up. i told adrian that this was poop on the carpet and not to touch it. i told him i would come clean it up after i had kayla cleaned up. i took kayla to the bathroom to get her hosed down. that girl had it all over her back side. i was almost done cleaning when adrian walks in. he said look mom, i got poop on my pants. he had "knelt" in the poop. he had 2 perfectly round poo stains on his jeans. as he was taking off his clothes, he had pooped in his underwear. (the Lord is teaching me patients in this pooping adventure.....i gage everytime) we have a rule that if you are big enough to poop in your underwear then you have to clean it out yourself. so he has to dip it in the toliet 10 times before i wash it. (i know this is gross but i got to do something!) i pick up kayla and set her in the high chair and started cleaning the carpet. adrian is in the bathroom dipping his underwear, soon he comes into the family room. i wipe him up and get him all cleaned. i tell adrian to go wash his hands and get dressed. a few minutes later i begin to hear this loud crying and yelling "mom, you gotta go get it". i am thinking what the heck is going on. i had just got done cleaning the floor and i head to the bathroom. he says mom, you got to go get my underwear. i begin to realize that his underwear was still in the toliet and he flushed the toliet and away his underwear went, down the whole and into our septic tank. i had to tell him that once the underwear is gone, it's gone forever, there is no way we are getting it back. Sorry little man.